omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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