doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
