He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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