I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am one with the molecules
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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