I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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