We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
her vagine was all disorganized.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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