So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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