Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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