It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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