idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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