school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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