You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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