Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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