Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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