Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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