do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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