Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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