They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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