so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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