he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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