you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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