she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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