He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
