they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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