i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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