I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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