did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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