Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's rum buckets o'clock
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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