Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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