their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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