My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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