David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just google imaged poop.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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