It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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