thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
