I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I need a burrito and a hug.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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