talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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