He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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