what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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