so that wasnt chicken after all
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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