i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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