Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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