she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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