Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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