Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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