elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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