Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
