That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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