Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
my poor anus
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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