nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
this is an emotional support booty call
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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