he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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