people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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