they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if only i could text you this smell
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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