i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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