plz talk dirty to me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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