Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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