We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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