If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
where are you?
Hypothermia
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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